10 parts vodka, 1 part lime!

Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face
I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies
Everytime I see your face
I wish I were in outerspace
I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy
I see your face when I'm dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you, no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell!"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
10 parts vodka, 1 part lime!