Brain damage

Studying is doin some serious damage to my brain~!!! it's killin me!!! yea i still have no choice but to study..i don't intend on flunking any papers..yea so better suffer now than later..all that's goin on in my head at the moment is...HOLIDAYS~!! just a few more weeks...

outs~

Study..work..study..work..

hey hey...

yea that's my life these past few days..since exams are just around the corner..been studying n catching up lately. n since i have to juggle work in between studies, i've gotta really plan out my time. I already drew up one..so hopefully i can stick to it~!!

Anyways, this is something i came across quite some time ago..

Closer to God
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

Later days~!!

Busy as a bee

Hey guys,

Since i last posted, i've been sooooooooooooo busy..seriously..had this stupid assignment due on friday..n had no idea how to do parts of it..not our fault cos we haven't been taught that particular topic yet..anyways was stuck doin that for a few days.

Was working saturday nite. Hell of a busy day! Non-stop work! n i'm working the whole of today as well. Oh yea..n i "plan" to start studying tonite..for finals i mean..crossing my fingers that i will~!!

Outs~!

boring!!

Today's been such a boring day for me..it rained the whole day, so i didn't go anywhere. I woke up only at 2pm, had lunch, n tried to do my assignment. HOWEVER, been procrastinating ever since. Till now i've only done 1 question out of 4!!

Super Duper HOT~!!!

OMG..today's soooooo HOT~!! 32 degrees..n after all the cold..suddenly the hot weather..just not used to it..however, it does remind me of msian weather.

Class finished an hour early today, so decided to go to Chadstone for some window shopping..came back after that n practically roasted at home...

Sad but true...

p/s: i finally have the season 10 of F.R.I.E.N.D.S!! woo-hoo!!

Smart~!?!?

Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils." Johnny, what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. He started by asking Johhny some simple arithmetic.
"What is three times three?" "Nine, Sir."
"How much is nine times six?" "Fifty-four."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough." Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agreed. Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" "Pockets!"
"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?" "Pants."
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" "Coconut."
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge."Bubblegum!"
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" "Shake hands, Ma'am."
"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do." Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good." "Nose."
"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver." "Arrow."
"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?" "Firetruck, Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!!"

Sunday

Had to go to Blanche's place for lunch today. Free food so just go only! hhehhe but there were a bunch of other people whom we didn't know.

Came back changed, and straight away went to work. By that time, was so stuffed i could even have my dinner, so skipped dinner n only had supper at work. Today wasn't such a busy day at work, but still lotsa stuff to learn.

Tired, tired, tired.

It's been a while!

hey peeps!

it's been quite some time since i last posted anything. been busy!!! loads of assignments..started work too..that's y extra busy..anyways, everything's swell..at least there's extra pocket money for me *yay*

sem's almost towards the end..finals in 2 weeks time.. n i haven't started studying yet...gonna start freaking out soon..but i still have an assignment left..damn!